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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Freicha Nails

I'm in the mood to rant a little. Not about anything political, or about religion or anything like that; but something just as important-"Freicha Nails". I also call them "Sharmuta Nails". Don't know what "Freicha nails" or "Sharmuta Nails" are? Sharmuta is Arabic (although used in Hebrew too) for whore. I haven't found a translation for Freicha yet but if you watch the video on "The Arse" from my previous post you may be able to understand. Perhaps I should show you what Freicha nails look like:

I think these are called "French Nails" in English but I prefer my names. This gets me to my point.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LADIES THINKING!!!???!!! Are those supposed to be sexy?! Are those supposed to be attractive?! You could poke someone's eyes out with those, or much MUCH worse. When I see those I want to run away and hide, possibly under a blanket...or bullet proof vest where the crazy lady who put those on can't get at me. Anyone else thinking Freddy Kruger? I don't understand why someone would put those things on! They seem to be pretty popular around Israel these days. I see a lot of the girls on my base with them. Course these are girls than lean towards Freicha-ness (my base has a lot of these).

I'm done ranting I think. So in conclusion:
Think of these as drugs. As tempting as they may be, JUST DON'T DO IT! And if you expect to get anywhere near me with those things, you better be wearing gloves. Big thick fuzzy ones.


At 7:37 PM, October 16, 2005, Blogger Talli said...

ha ha! they must be impossible to do anything with. the longest my nails have been is like 1/4 of the length of those nails and even mine get stuff stuck under them and ew...I like to have short nails so I can get on with my life. don't every try to cook, file files, type, wipe your ass, or scratch your eyes with those nails. (preferably not in that order, just for hygiene purposes.)

it's just impossible. Just hire someone to do it for you.


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